Oh Bernard don’t point that thing at me. I haven’t turned it on yet. yes you have I’m not ready I haven’t even brushed my fufu I don’t often have someone …
Oh Bernard don’t point that thing at me. I haven’t turned it on yet. yes you have I’m not ready I haven’t even brushed my fufu I don’t often have someone …
Oh Bernard don’t point that thing at me. I haven’t turned it on yet. yes you have I’m not ready
I haven’t even brushed my fufu I don’t often have someone knocking at my back
door oh happy Christmas Jim that’s a nice big one. aye, where would you like me
to put it? will you be wanting anything else in your box this week? no thank you I need to leave some room in my larder for Bernard. don’t forget Barbara you wanted to give Jim’s Willie a treat for Christmas. that’s kind of you. I thought he’d enjoy a bone. aye, he’s getting very excited. oh no oh Jim, I wasn’t expecting your willie to be loose in my pantry Willie! naughty Willie you’re making my fufu
very nervous. I’m going to try and grab your Willie hold on. Oh Bernard do be
careful. it’s okay Jim I’m under the table and I’ve got a firm hold of your
Willie. that’s a relief. thank you. I’m sorry it must be the
excitement of Christmas, my Willie usually knows how to behave. that’s quite
all right. can I give you a large goose to make up for it
– Today, I’m going to babysit Wes for the first time. (Wes cries) What do we do? What am I doing? Just tell me what you want! (Eugene groans) (sighs) (rock …
– Today, I’m going to babysit
Wes for the first time. (Wes cries) What do we do? What am I doing? Just tell me what you want! (Eugene groans) (sighs) (rock music) About half a year ago,
one of my best friends and his wife decided to
bring a baby into this world. And in doing so, there’s the expectation that I’m supposed to care. Obviously, I love my friends. By proxy, I should love the baby. However, I’m just not a baby person. If you’ve ever seen a Try Guys video, you know I’m just not
the most paternal type. He hates looking at me. I prefer dogs over babies. – We’ve done some videos
with babies before. They haven’t always gone well. – Yeah, I’m not excited about meeting it. Should I stop saying it? – Do you want to hold him? – No, I don’t. The other Try Guys thought
it’d be a pretty funny idea to tweet out to our followers that if we got over 10K retweets, then I would be forced to babysit Wes. And we surpassed that pretty quickly. I think this is a
terrible idea all around. I don’t want to be around the baby. Ned and Ariel are going to leave
me for the day to watch it. Him. I keep doing that, I’m sorry. I have no idea what to do with a baby. With today’s task, we
have some rules set up. One, I can’t ask the
camera crew or our staff to help me when I don’t know what to do. Ned and Ariel are going
to be taking a break. While I babysit, they’re
going to go on a date. And I have one lifeline:
I can FaceTime them once if I have a question that
desperately needs help. So no drinking around the baby. One thing I think Uncle Eugene
can teach Baby Wes is fashion so I got him this cute
little suit outfit online with a matching hat so he can match me. It’s just me and Wesley
Daquan Jermaine Fulmer. I just have to keep him alive, right? (knocks) – Hello! – Hi!
– Hey! – Did someone order the
world’s worst babysitter? – Yeah! (laughs) – You’re gonna have so much fun! – Yeah.
– Come on in. – Okay. What’s on your shirt? – Oh this? Oh, you know,
that’s just some spit up. – It’ll dry.
– When do they stop drooling so much? – When they go to college. – Yeah I tried to dress up because I feel like this might actually
be his first impression. – That’s like you’re washable suit, right? – No.
– It’s great that you look nice but
that suit will get dirty. – You may be taking off
your clothes. (laughs) – I’m used to that. – Bottles are in here. – Okay. – So, breast milk. – Is that your milk? – It is my milk. – Wow, congratulations!
– It is from my breasts. – That’s so much! – I know. Thank you. – So you put it in the bottle warmer here. Put that inside the bottle like that. Put that on top like that. – And then you’re done. – And then you’re done
and good to feed him. – And make sure it’s
not too hot or too cold. – Right.
– Oh that’s why people squirt it on
their hand in the movies. – Yes. – Whenever he’s fussing or crying, they only need four things right now. Eating. – Wes eats solids now. You’re going to be feeding him some– – Pasta. – No. They’re like purees. – Oh that’s cute.
– Yeah. – Sleeping. – This is the baby monitor
and you can actually see him in his crib and hear him.
– Oh yeah. – Playing. – He likes tummy time so
you’ll put him on his back and he’ll kinda play
with the little things and then he’ll flip over and– – He can flip himself over? – He can flip himself over. – So he’s not like a turtle right now. – He’s not like a turtle.
– Okay. – And pooping. – He can flip off of his changing table so make sure you have–
– That’s terrifying. – We always sort of put this on his butt. – Even in the crack part of the… – Yeah. – Well I guess we should get over the first hurdle then, which is– – I think it’s time for you to hold him. – Oh my gosh. – You want to hold him? – No, I don’t. – Okay.
– You ready? – Yeah, alright. As long
as he doesn’t…okay. Oh God!
(laughter) – You got it. Hi, honey. Hi. – That’s Uncle Eugene. Yeah. – I don’t think he likes it. – I think he’s fine.
– Oh he totally likes it. – We’re going to be gone for
five-ish hours. Is that okay? – We didn’t talk about five hours. (Wes whimpers) – Oh shoot. Oh fudge. – Where do you keep your… – Cleaning supplies? – I was going to ask
drinks but… (laughs) – Oh! – I won’t drink on the job. – Thanks. – Well, say bye to your parents. It’s time for Uncle Eugene time. Alright.
– Good luck! – Bye! (Wes cries)
– Okay, it’s okay. – Oh of course, right when you leave. It’s okay. Hi. What are we gonna do today, buddy? (Wes coos) Oh I know! Well, that was kinda cute. Let’s put you on the ground. That seems like the
right thing to do, right? Okay you ready, you ready?
You having a good time? Oh man, he likes that. And like a seal, just gonna put you down. Look at that. Look at that. Wow! Okay, I’m gonna take this off. Doing good. I’m doing good.
See? He’s on the ground. (sighs) I got this. I got this. I’m a good uncle. (Wes whimpers) Whaddya need? Whaddya need? Whaddya need? Whaddya need? What do you want? (Wes whimpers) I don’t speak that language. Do you want to get up? Okay, let’s let go of that. Do you want anything– (Wes cries) Oh, what is it? What is it? What is it? It’s okay, it’s okay. Are you hungry? Are you hungry? Oh, I know, I know! I’m sorry! (Wes cries) Okay, okay. Come on. It’s okay. It’s okay. (Wes stops crying) Oh! It’s like he knows what’s happening. He got quiet all of a sudden. Wow, you see that? Yeah, yeah. That’s yummy. It’s mommy’s milk! He’s hungry. I figured it out! – He needs to eat every three hours. – Even through the night? – Yeah.
– Well, right now yeah. (Eugene and Ned laugh loudly) – That’s why parents look so tired. (lullaby music) ♪ Milky, milky, drinky milk.
How he likes to sip his milk. ♪ I’m sweating already. Is
it hot in here to you guys? (Wes coos) (Eugene snickers) Do people like this cute? Is this cute? Wow, it looks like he’s falling asleep. Is he gonna get sleepy after this? Look at his eyes. He looks so drunk. (slurrs) Hey, it’s me, Wesley. (slurrs) I just want everyone to know (slurrs) that I’m really in love with… Step one done. They said I
had to burp him now, right? Give a little burp, give
a little burp, baby. Burp it out. Burp it out, girl. (slow motion speech) Oh, it’s not your fault. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Do you feel
better? Do you feel better? Oh you do, did you? Oh there you go. (Eugene groans)
(Wes whimpers) I don’t like this. Okay, let’s go to bed. Ugh, I’m covered in baby puke. I should change his diaper first. Okay, seat belt, seat belt. Hand on you. (sighs nervously) Which one’s the front,
which one’s the front? This is the front? Off with the dirty diaper. Why are his balls so big? Is that normal? Chicken legs, chicken
legs. You’re a chicken! The baby butt Chap Stick. And on the booty in the crack. They said really get it in the crack. Are these high-waisted? Is this the whole thing with diapers? Are they supposed to be really high? Hi! (clicks tongue repeatedly) Am I sweating? Am I sweating? (sighs) This is a lot of work, guys. (sighs) We did it, Wesley! – He loves to grab leaves off of things. – He destroyed our basil plant. – Would he grab my hair then? – Oh absolutely.
– Oh yeah, watch out for that. – There we go. Look at
that. I’m like a tree. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (laughs) Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. We can stop that now. Alright, are you sleepy?
Are you sleepy now? There we go. Look at you. It’s to shut the baby up. (laughs) (Wes giggles)
Here it comes, yeah! – He needs to sleep every two hours or so. – She said he’d be sleepy by now. He’s still fussing. (Wes giggles)
I know. Oh, I know. (whispers) He’s not sleepy. (whispers) Maybe he’ll fall
asleep if we leave him. Go to sleep. I feel like I
shouldn’t leave him right now. Maybe I should make him fall asleep? I mean, help him fall asleep? (chuckles) ♪ Rockabye baby on the tree top. ♪ ♪ Go the fuck to sleep. ♪ (Wes cries) What is it? What do you need? I tried to sleep him. I fed him. I changed his diapers. Does that mean he just wants to play? He just wants to play? It’s playtime? I guess we’re not sleeping.
I guess we’re playing. – You need to stimulate him. – You need to talk to
him. We dance with him. – Yeah.
– And sing to him. – Look, you’re like an old chair. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Koong, koong, koong, koong. What is he doing? Is he alive? (laughs) Okay. Maybe now I can put him down. He won’t whine because he got fed. Hey, Wesley, what are you doing? What’s he doing? Wesley. What is he doing? (Wes flatulates) (laughs loudly) (claps) Did you guys hear him
fart? (laughs loudly) (Wes whimpers)
– Wesley, what do you want? I did all the steps. Do you want to sleep? I
can’t get you to sleep. (Wes whimpers)
It’s okay. I think I should call Ned and Ariel to find out how to get him to sleep, or I don’t know what he wants now. Hey. – Hey, Wes, hi!
– Hi, honey! Hi boo-boo! – I put him down to bed
but he wouldn’t go to bed. He was just rocking around. I kept trying to rock him to sleep but he kept playing with me. So, how do I get him to bed,
or is he just trying to play? – Yeah. Well, now he’s overtired now. – It’s probably that.
– You missed naptime. – What does that mean? – Really, really overwhelmed and there’s a bunch of sensation
happening all the time. If he’s awake for even two hours he has to have a nap so
that his brain can process everything that’s just happened. You wanna teach him what’s
called “self-soothing skills” so you put him down
drowsy but still awake. (Wes cries) Oh, it’s okay. – [Ariel] Hold him and
bounce him and rock him. And then once he tries to fall asleep then I would put him down in his crib and give him the pacifier. (Wes cries)
– What’s this? Oh, it’s okay. (Wes stops crying) – (whispers) Okay, okay, okay. (whispers) Oh! It’s okay. Oh, there we go. Down for the count. He’s out. You know what that means. It’s drinking time for daddy. Hey, let’s check out what the
Fulmers’ got on their bar. They got a 12-year-old Macallan whiskey. You know what, though. I am watching their baby so I
shouldn’t be drinking whiskey. Ugh, chardonnay. (scoffs) I’m not really a chard guy. I’m more of a sauvignon blanc but desperate times call
for desperate measures. And I gotta be in the role, you know? I gotta be like Ariel and Ned. (imitates) Hi, I am Eugene
Fulmer. (fake laughs) (imitates) You know, sometimes I just like (imitates) to have a nice soaking chard. I got my monitor and I got my wine. I guess we’ll just sit around and do stuff outside of parenting? Oh my God, he just woke up.
(Wes cries on monitor) He woke up, he woke up. See? He’s making the noises. Hey, buddy. Hi. You wanna come up? Wanna get up? (gasps loudly) Here we go. Woo! He looks wide awake
now, huh? Here we go. (Wes whimpers)
Look at me. (gasps loudly) Look at me, what do you want? (Wes cries) Okay, it’s okay, it’s okay. Ouch, my head. Shh, shh, shh.
(dog barks) It’s okay. Maybe he’s hungry. (Wes cries) Oh! Are you hungry? Was that it? She said we can do butternut squash. Am I supposed to heat this up or no? I can’t remember. I’m gonna say no. (pen clatters on floor) No! (whispers) Oh shit. (whispers) Oh fuck. Oh shit. Ooo. Yum. Yum, I think. Oh, I know! Yum yums! There we go. Totally missed the mouth. (chuckles) Yeah, it’s a lot like taking
care of a drunk person. Okay, we’re really just
making a mess aren’t we? All the way in the mouth, all the way in. (playful sounds) Find your mouth. There we go. You are a mess, child. Yeah, that’s my… (Wes whimpers) It’s okay. Oh no. That’s
enough food for you. That’s enough food. You wanna put on a different outfit? You’re so messy. So let’s put on what I
brought for you, yeah? (Wes cries)
It’s okay. Here we go. Cheating. Eugene’s cheating. I’m gonna get the outfit that I got you. Oh no. Stay, Wes. Easy, baby. Ah-ha! Look at this! Now the challenge is
learning how to dress a baby. Here we go. Look at that. Halfway there. Now we’re putting this through. Oh, it’s like you know how
to put on your couture suit. There we go. (Wes whimpering) Oh, it’s okay. It’s just
formal wear. It’s just formal. Oh! Shhhhii…take. (gasps) You look so good!
Look at you! Look at that! How does that look? Wee! Wee! Wee!
(Wes giggles) Wee! Wee!
(Wes giggles) Wow, he really likes this game. (Wes cries) Waa!
(Wes giggles) One, two, three, woo! (Wes giggles) We sorta traded roles. Now he’s suited up and I look like a crazy parent. Last thing of a parent,
a cute-ass picture. Say baby! (camera shutter clicks) Alright, are you ready
to learn some words? Oh, how did you… How do
you open up my shirt so much? Scoot over. There we go. You ready? He made a long, straight
path so he wouldn’t get lost. He set off on his walk, taking his big purple crown with him. He didn’t want to get lost in the woods so he made a very small
forest with just one tree. (Wes cries)
(toy rattles) Oh, it’s okay. A nice simple picnic lunch. There was nothing but pie. – [Ned and Ariel] Hello! – And there were all nine kids of pie. – How is it going? – He’s good. – Yeah? – I put him in his new outfit. – [Ned and Ariel] Oh my God! (laughter) – Look at him! Oh my goodness, Wesley. Yeah. Did you have the most fun time? – Well, he seems very happy. – Yeah, thank you so much, Eugene. – You’re very welcome.
– I mean, he’s alive. – It went better than I expected. I was pretty stressed most of the time but I can only imagine that’s probably how you feel like right now. – Yeah. – I think you guys must be crazy exhausted so tons of props to you and
all the parents out there. – Did you feel like you got a chance to connect with him emotionally? – I don’t think we connected emotionally in a way that you guys connect to him. Obviously, I’m not his parent. The whole day was just trying
to figure out what he needed. So I was just more stressed
than emotional, really. But–
– So no is the answer. No, it’s a different type. So I don’t think we had a moment but… I will murder anyone
who tries to hurt him. – That…
– Yeah, that sounds right. – So, Eugene, we have
actually another date next Wednesday night if you’re interested in babysitting again.
– Yeah, I mean… – If Keith or Zach are
not available, I’ll do it. – Whoa! – Oh! You’d just me
before you’d trust Zach? – Yeah, you’re now higher
on the list than Zach. – What? – I didn’t know you had Macallan. – Oh yeah. – Yeah I was like oh! Oh… Put that back. – Well, we’ll get a
little… Just a little bit. – Are you serious? You’re
gonna open the Macallan for me? – Yeah! – Yay! Eugene gets his bottle! – [All] To adult time! – Adult time!
– Adult time! – Yeah. Right? So that they can
(Wes cries on monitor) bring us the outfits. – Uh oh. – I’m on it. (silence) – Wait for it.
(Wes cries on monitor) – Oh!
– I got it. – Okay. – Tag team. Teamwork.
– (Deep exhale) -Teamwork! Thank you Eugene. -Do you love baby Wes now? -Almost as much as I love our new merch! -Check it out! We’ve got mugs, we’ve got apparel all at tryguys.com -Hey Ned am I really not allowed to babysit Wes? -Try guys dot com! -Try guys dot com… (rock music) – By the end of today, I’m like, man, if someone tries to come for Wes, you call me up, I will
stab him in that face. – Yeah. – I will stab anyone in the–
– Cut a bitch. I will cut all the bitches.
-I was running a bit behind today. So I thought if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that okay with …
-I was running a bit behind
today. So I thought if you guys
wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes
right now. Is that okay with you guys?
[ Cheers and applause ] -Wow. -James, can I get some thank-
you-note-writing music, please? [ Piano plays ]
Oh, he’s in — -Festive. -He’s in the holiday spirit,
yeah. Thank you, poster for “Star
Wars: The Rise of Skywalker,” for looking like every
middle school yearbook photo from the ’90s. [ Laughter and applause ] I love those things. [ Piano plays ] Thank you, “Cats.” Despite the fact that your
trailer has been out for months and the musical’s been out
for decades, I still have no idea
what you’re about. [ Laughter and applause ] -Memories?
-Are they from space? Are they aliens from space?
-Yeah, alien cats? -I don’t know, man. -Something to do
with T.S. Eliot. I don’t know. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, pine needles
under the Christmas tree, for looking like the Grinch just
manscaped in my living room. [ Laughter and applause ] -Grinch! ♪ You’re a foul one ♪
-♪ You’re a clean one ♪ -♪ Manscaped ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Piano plays ] -Thank you — -Your pen broke?
-I don’t know, man. [ Piano plays ] Thank you, giving someone socks
for Christmas, for basically saying,
“A thing I remembered about you is that you have feet.” [ Laughter and applause ] [ Piano plays ] Thank you, gingerbread men,
for being delicious cookies that are forced to live in a
house made from their own skin. [ Laughter and applause ] -Enjoy! [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, annual
family Christmas letters with way too much detail. I’m glad Uncle Walt’s vasectomy
went well, but next year just say
“merry Christmas.” [ Laughter and applause ] Uncle Walt.
-Uncle Walt. [ Piano plays ] -Thank you, fruitcakes, for combining something
people sort of like with something
people really like to make something no one likes. There you go, everybody. Those are my thank-you notes.
– Hashtag respect needle felters– (gasp) It happened! (slow exhale) No blood, okay. You know, my friends say I stress them out because (laughter) I do stuff like this, but just …
– Hashtag respect needle felters– (gasp) It happened! (slow exhale) No blood, okay. You know, my friends say I stress them out because (laughter) I do stuff like this, but just know, I stress myself out too. (static)
(beep) So I feel I’ve always been a… crafty person. Literally, not metaphorically. Well… That’s not the point. What I’m trying to say here is that over the years I have tried essentially every craft style I can think of. Well, that’s actually probably not even close to true, but I’ve tried a lot. But something in that realm that I’ve never tried is needle felting. I cannot have this empty hole in my crafter resume, so obviously, I took to Amazon and picked up a needle felting kit. So when this arrived from Amazon, it didn’t come in any sort of branded packaging. It just came these two separate baggies. So this guy is all the, what would you call this? Fibers, I guess? And this is the actual tool kit side of things, so guess I’ll open this up first. I think this is what we actually do the needle felting against. This feels like… What’s the word I’m looking for? It’s not styrofoam. It’s some type of foam-y material. What do we have in here? These look like eyes, so if you wanna make a little animal or something, it comes with eyes. That’s nice. And I think these are for making into keychains. All right, strange Amazon Prime– (wheeze) (loud laughter) I’m sorry, is this one glue stick? Wha– (wheeze) I don’t know– (laughter) I don’t know why that caught me off guard so much. Why would you include one single glue stick? But it doesn’t even include a glue gun, understandably, but if they’re giving you a glue stick without a glue gun, they’re assuming you already have a glue gun, and I would guess if you already have a glue gun, you probably have glue sticks. I mean, thanks for the– (laughter) Why has this broken me? Thank you one s– (wheeze) single glue stick. Okay. Oh god, what is this? Ew, It looks like elephant skin. What is this? I think it’s a finger cover. Who… Whose tiny fingers is this made for? I know I got a little bit chubby fingers, but… (laugh) Yep, I think I’m gonna pass up on that. Thank you, though. These are just thread snipping scissors. What do you do? I mean, these seem to be replacement needles. Wait, hold on, you have the same type of bottom as this. What do you do? Oh! (spluttering) (wheeze) I don’t either camera caught that properly, but I just flung this out really close to my face. Maybe you go this way? Can I turn you– Oh, yeah, there we go, okay. I’m a little confused why I have this and this. Hold on, let’s do the beauty guru thing. This one over here looks like a normal like stab-y needle. This one has barb-y bits. This I know is supposed to be the felting needle, ’cause those barbs are what help the fibers stick together more. So I’m not sure what you are for, but think this is our main needle, and this looks like just replacements if you break it, maybe? Put these back in here, put my weird finger sheaths back in, and my– (laughter) And my one single glue stick. I’m gonna leave this out, ’cause we’re gonna be using that. Okay, this is our fun little felting brick. What happens if I stab it? (crunch) Ooh! So the tutorial I watched was on how to make a heart, I believe, which I think is one of the most basic things you could make, so it seems like a good beginner place to start. Let’s use up some of this aggressively hot pink. Okay, so I think what I need to do is roll it into a tube? Okay, this doesn’t form a tube as easy as I thought it was going to. Just wanna make a tube, please. Okay, well, that’s somewhat tubular. And then I think I need to fold it in half? No, fold it in quarters. Hold it like this, and then like this. Is that right? Yeah! Okay, ’cause that’s gonna be a little heart. Oh my god. And then I think I need to stab it in the middle to get this middle part to stay down. (gasp) Am I doing it? Am I doing the thing? I am doing the thing! Wait, what? Oh, that’s wild, oh my god. This feels like doing magic. Am I a witch now? And then I’m gonna flip it on its side and try and flatten it a bit. Oh my god, it’s actually like… (laugh) It’s flattening out! Guys! This is magic! I can’t believe I’m enjoying this as much as I am. Is my life over? Am I a professional needle felter now? I think so. I’m having way much fun, I’ve forgotten to try and be entertaining.
(laugh) Oh my god! You see that? It’s like one half of the heart, and it started off as this much, so you can see how much it compressed. Hoo, this is an arm workout. Why aren’t old ladies who do this absolutely — oh my god — ripped? Okay, I’m gonna try and peel this up and flip it over, but I feel like I’ve really jammed it into the foam at this point. Oh dear. ‘Cause like… Oof! I guess I need to pick it up every so often to stop it from doing that. Stabbing sideways like this feels like a bad idea when my finger’s right there. Oh my god, my arm’s getting tired. (groaning) Hashtag respect needle felters– It happened! (deep breath) No blood, okay! Maybe let’s pay attention to where we’re stabbing while we’re doing this — I say as I continue stabbing, oh my god. You know, my friends say I stress them out because (laughing) I do stuff like this, but just know, I stress myself out too. It’s like a little angel and devil on your shoulder, except one’s common sense and one’s fun! And the common sense one wants to strangle me sometimes, but the fun one knows that it’s worth it. I wonder what happens if you like, try and make a voodoo doll out of felting, ’cause you’re stabbing it the whole time. At what point does it become sentient? Asking the important questions here. Okay. You know what? I could be literally doing this for hours, but it’s gonna get dark if I do that. (laughing) I did not anticipate how long this was going to take. I started this way too late. We’re gonna be ending this in a pitch black. And this isn’t all I wanna do now, so I’m gonna stop with this guy here, but… (gasp) Look at him! This represents… my love for needle felting. What an appropriate first project. I think a good second project here, I think I’m gonna try and make a little penguin. So I think this is kind of the general shape that I’m going for here, like the bigger body on the bottom, the smaller one up top, and the black on the outsides and white up front, and then we’ll worry about feet, beak, and arms later. Let’s just dump these out. Whee! Who do we wanna use right now? Okay, there’s black, and here’s white. I think what I’m gonna do, I don’t know if it’s gonna work, but this is definitely not gonna be enough to make the full penguin that I want, so… My only concern with this is not gonna be opaque enough to cover it, but I’m gonna pick a light color, like this pale yellow or something, and make the actual body out of this, and then cover it in the black and white, so I use less of it, ’cause I doubt I’m gonna use these very much. Oof, it’s harder to rip apart than I was expecting. Can I have this, please? Maybe that’s why they gave me scissors. I figured I’d just be able to like, work this apart with my hands, ’cause just fibers, but apparently not. Okay, now let’s roll this into a ball. That seems like a good proportion. I’m trying to be more gentle with my stabbing this time, because when it’s on such a small scale, like, the chances of me stabbing myself are much higher. (laughing) I think that’s as good as I’m gonna get the head. Let’s do the bottom now. Oh, it’s actually gotten dark. Oh my god. Let’s bump this back up a little bit. Oof! There we go. (laughing) I mean, it was slightly a joke when I said that it’s probably gonna be dark outside by the time I get done with this, but I guess not. I’m getting a little too cocky here, I’m like, speed stabbing. (laughing) Okay. You know what? That’s not perfect, but I think it’s as good as I’m gonna get it right now. Now, something I probably should look up and actually verify — but I’m not going to — is how to properly attach these two. I would imagine I just need to like, stab around the neck area and try and connect them? Maybe there’s like, an actual proper way of doing this, but I’m not gonna take the time to look it up, ’cause that would be the easy method. Look at that! They’re like, properly attached. Like, I’m pulling and it’s not separating. Now comes the fun part of seeing if my plan actually works. (laughing) So I think I’m gonna need more black than I do white. I’m just gonna like, cut off a bit for right now, and then I’m gonna place it around the back, like a little blanket! Trying to put a proper edge around this. Honestly, I probably should’ve started with the edge and like, filled in around it. All right, I think I’m gonna call that good right now on the body. Let me do the head part now. I think I’m gonna give him this like, stereotypical little triangle on the front. Ow! F– (laughing) Ah! Oh, that one drew some blood. It was inevitable. It’s a good thing I’m still working with the black fibers. I don’t need a bloody penguin. Okay, well, that’s certainly not perfect right now, but that’s pretty well on there. I’m gonna go ahead and put the white– It just keeps getting darker. Gotta bump this up again, oh my god. I’m gonna start getting grainy, it’s not meant to be– (laughing) This wasn’t meant to be this bright! But it’s gonna be worth it, for my boy! Let me get out my white fibers, and collect all the black fibers that I’ve been spraying everywhere. Actually, maybe I should’ve put the white on first, because it’s hard to follow the line of the black and not cover it with white fibers. All right, I’d say that is pretty sufficiently covered. Let’s put his little triangle on. I’m trying to like, drag this down and then pin it to make that triangle shape. Oh my god! (laughing) I’m falling in love with him. All right, what’s next? Let’s do the beak and the feet. That’s a nice penguin foot orange. Okay, one little triangle! Ow! Oh my god, I just embedded fibers into my finger. (laughing) Whoops! It’s literally pitch-black outside. Oh my god. (laughing) Well. This is gonna go great. Let’s bump this up to… 10,000 ISO. How grainy am I now? This is literally as bright as my camera gets, so… I’m gonna try and attach this foot here, I think? That looks good. Oh my god, he’s… (laughing) He’s turning out so good. There’s his little nose! Look at my little boy! Okay, what else do you need? Wings! You need wings. You can’t fly, but you still need your wings. Okay, one wing! And-a wing two. I mean, they’re like, slightly different sizes, but I don’t think it’s gonna be noticeable. Let’s attach these wings. Oh my god! Do you see this? (laughing) I… might actually cry. This is the cutest damn thing I’ve ever made. Let’s give him some eyes! Take a tiny bit of fibers, make the tiniest ball in the world, and give you some eyes. Okay, our little boy has some eyes, but I’m not entirely done with him, because I think there’s one last thing I wanna do. I wanna put him on a little keychain. Oh… my… god. Look. At. Him! This is the proudest day of my life. My son. I love you. And I think, on that note, with my boy all done, three hours later, it is time to go ahead and wrap up this video! I mean, that took a really long time, but it was worth it. (laughing) And I hope you guys enjoyed watching this as much as I enjoyed doing it. If you did, make sure you leave me a like down below, and while you’re down there, hit that subscribe button and ding that notification bell to make sure you don’t miss out on any more videos. Like I said earlier, there is an Amazon link in the description box down below to this kit if you would like to test it out for yourself, and you can also find links to my social medias down there as well. And with that said, I will see you guys… next time. (chill music)
You know the Shaolin monks? The guys that kick each other’s in the balls as a sign of self-control? Well, my monks’ friends have another test to prove their ultimate mastery: …
You know the Shaolin monks? The guys that kick each other’s in the balls
as a sign of self-control? Well, my monks’ friends have another test
to prove their ultimate mastery: make a hole in a pane of glass by throwing a sewing needle
through it. Since this skill looks to me pretty essential
for every day use, I have decided to try it myself… The plan of action is pretty simple. I have here a small piece of glass and I will
be throwing my sewing needle against it. With my trained arm reaching hypersonic speed,
this should be a piece of cake to make a hole into it. Also, because unhuman speeds will be reached
during the experiment, I have attached sheets behind the glass to fetch all eventual flying
parts. I will also make sure to protect my eyes during
this experiment, because I have not yet mastered the ancient art of stopping a needle with
my eyeball. That was of course a test round! Let’s now try for real! Ok, I was just fiddling around, let’s go full
force this time! So, Shaolin monks? Can you also do that? I managed to spare the glass to focus my full
energy into breaking the needle in two. Takes some serious skills right here! Actually, how do the Shaolin monks throw their
needle? With the point or, with the eye pointing forward? Let me check a second… Ok, so seems that some Shaolin monks just
throw something that vaguely ressemble a needle and claim success. I should therefore not feel guilty by still
using my broken needle in the next rounds. At this stage, I had run out of needle and
time to look for it. My needle had bounced of the glass and despite
long minutes of intense search, I could no longer find it. I suspect the speed was so intense that the
metal has been vaporised into thin air. Not taking failure as a finishing note, I
will therefore share with you one of the martial art trick I have long mastered: make a hole
in glass, using a burnt clay brick. Now, see if you can also do that, Shaolin
monks! And let me now enjoy the ancient art of giving
myself a thumbs up for yet another successful challenge…
today I’m gonna challenge myself to see how many caps I can embroider in one hour on a 10 needle single headed machine I personally think I can embroider about 6 …
today I’m gonna challenge myself to see
how many caps I can embroider in one hour on a 10 needle single headed
machine I personally think I can embroider about 6 to 7 in an hour which
might seem like a lot but it’s really not because I’m gonna employ some really
good efficient tips that I will be sharing with you guys throughout this
video so the design that I’m working with
today is from hoop made calm I will link that below so you guys can download it
design for free today it is 3000 stitches which is why I think I can get
through six or seven so knowing how many stitches are in this design let me know
how many caps you think I can get through and don’t skip to the end to
find out we want you guys to guess in the comments below and then watch the
video and see if you’re correct so first off whenever I have to do a large run I
always make sure that I have the needles for the specific fabric that I’m working
with programs already on the machines so typically I have my cap embroider
needles the one through four and then my small lettering needles would be like
five through eight and my regular needles would be nine ten alright next
up I also grabbed my box of bobbins and I made sure that I have a completely
full bobbin for this run and that should last me about the whole hour because
it’s thirty six thousand stitches per bobbin more or less and each of these
cap designs is about three thousand I also have my tearaway backing
pre-cut into the perfect size for caps I keep some of these already cut for a when
I have to do big runs like this one I also have my hoop station already on my
machine I keep it there at all times from what I’m gonna do my cap embroidery
and I have my two cap rings one of them is already on my hoop station and the
other one is right here for one day the one is running I also have all my caps
ready to go down here on this little kind of like table that the Machine
stand comes with and I have seven caps my goal is six in an hour but I have
seven just in case we can do one more as far as the speed that we’re running the
machine ah we’re running at about 600 700 right now I have it at 680 I’m gonna
see how it performs at 680 if I like I have to bring it down a little
bit I might bring it down during the run alright so let’s get started I’m gonna
go ahead and put one hour on the clock begin we’re ready for Round four yay with
plenty of times it’s fair so we’re at the halfway mark and we are
about halfway through with design number four so we’re in pretty good timing I
think we’re gonna have some time to spare and we actually had some technical
difficulties with my mic not with the machine with the mic so that held us
back to another five minutes so we would actually be on about 25 to work for that
also keep in mind that we included the set-up time into that it took us about
10 minutes including the setup for the first half all right so I got through six caps each
with 3,000 stitches in less than an hour I actually had 12 minutes and 53 seconds
to spare and that also counts the like 7 minutes probably less like 5 minutes set
up time in order to you know input the design and all that and trace it and put
the right colors and then that also includes a little bit of interruptions
that we had some technical camera difficulties and since I had about 13
minutes to spare that just goes to show that I probably could have done like two
more caps this is exactly why I’m always saying that most of the time cap and
boarding issues are just user error if you guys are having problems with caps
then I highly recommend downloading the resource and I’m gonna give you guys
below it’s a cap and border II guide that tells you the 7 mistakes that
people make and how to fix them so if you’re making mistakes with caps read it
from start to finish and I promise you it’s gonna help you on your next run so
I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you want to see more challenges or more
kind of like real life scenarios where I’m putting to the test just how much
you can do with embroidery and definitely let me know in the comments
below you can also join our Facebook group embroidery and custom apparel
mastery you can leave me any questions that you have in that group and I’ll
surely answer them and there’s also thousands of other embroiders in there
that will help you answer your question so I highly recommend joining the group
and I’ll see you guys in there I have linked it below thank you for watching
then like and subscribe to girly subscribe you can add that
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